a razorsharp little
tooth is starting
to emerge -
sonia's
very happy about
it and munches happily
away at everything
jan 5h
extract
from today's spam:
'Well now you can as a new
scientific breakthrough has
allowed a team of
14 DOCTORS
have developed a penis
enlargement pills which gives
an increase of over 3 inches
over a 4 month period!!!!!!!'
14 doctors?
jan 14
sonia's
2nd tooth said
hello yesterday - food
beware!
jan 13
jeff
soto will,
as usual make you
hide under a large
pillow
jan 12
Brrrr
heat is gone again, so
sonia and I was on a
candlelight mission this
morning.
Now the gasoven is on,
and twentysomething
candles are fighting the
cold.
jan 10
saw
two punks
in black
outfits taking pictures
of eachother with their
very very expensive
cellphones - on their
back the classic state-
ments;
kill the state
destroy money
money is evil...
How they got the
phone without the
money I don't know...
jan 9
'Oh
my god !!!
I firmly believe
that !!!
oh my god !!! your name isn´t Dr
Duddle Strange !!
This is the end of the world !!!
as I know.
For god sake !!!
this world is crazy !!!'
Lazlo's
comment in a mail
where I told him about my
problems in getting the universe
to accept the truth in my name,
Doc Duudle.
jan 8
Madreal
wrote:
sune and the duudlers...
hello and happy new year...
best wishes for the 04
... derrick
jan 8
the
42 different wires
from mine and jules' mac
presents us with a little
problem - sonia's started
crawling in all directions...
jan 6
ouch!
a razorsharp little
tooth is starting
to emerge -
sonia's
very happy about
it and munches happily
away at everything
jan 5h
my
lil brother, uffe
turned 29 today.
Hooray!!!!!
May beautiful
people and tons
of chocolate drown
you all day.
congrats, you
crazy man!!!!
jan 4th
big
things
in australia
jan 4th
laszlo
sent me this
little fella
it might be a selfportrait -
not sure - ask
laszlo
jan 3rd
this
saturday
feels like a monday
jan 3rd
apart
from a few
zigzaggy guys, a
woman sleeping
on a bench and taxis
with drunk people in
them, sonia and I were
the only one on our street
this morning.
leftovers from fireworks,
tilted shoppingcarts,
bottles, confetti, hats
and piles of discarted
junkfood were allover
the street.
january 1st, 2004
newyear
in a mo.
Just another day with
fireworks in our block.
The kids in the yards
never stop firing -
all year long.
30 dec
did
this
messy
duudle for
Open Magasine
28 dec
It's
not possible to stuff
even an ounce more into
our xmas-infected
stomachs...
We're lying on the floor,
playing with some of sonia's
new toys, trying to regain
our breath from a massive
xmas-tour de force into the
xtreme side of Danish cooking.
27 dec
THREE
NEW GRAND
duudles from some of
my fellow duudlians
23 dec
julie,
sonia and I
live on top of a small
kiosk owned by a very
cool Pakistani guy -
I'm crazy about the way
he say's:
yu arrr veddie uuwelcom'
siiih'
[you are very welcome
, sir]
22 dec
the
main street where I live,
Nørrebrogade is about two
kilometers long. I took a walk
today and out of sheer boredom
counted 24 kebabjoints. That
means with some quick adding
that there should be a shawarma-
place every 80 meters.
I may have to reconsider my
shawarmacrawl on Nørrebro-
gade.
19 dec
I
actually felt sick...
I walked into a mall - an ugly,
foul, discusting mall - is there
another kind? The music they
played there made my stomach
turn violently:
xmassy, bad crooning, panflutes
meets childrens choir and a
semiwarm noballed singer -
silent night in a ultra slow and
painfully loud manner...
I ran as fast as I could...
18 dec
sockmonkey
and a midifile
16 dec
15 dec
wild
weekend
regarding who I ran
into.
First of all I ran into
the chipsman again
[see sept 22, aug. 14th
and july 25th].
His beard was shaven
and he had a new set of
white pants on and of
course two bags of chips.
Then a drunk guy standing
in the crossroads directed
the traffic with his legs
which he kicked and
pointed with in all dir-
ections.
Another guy yelled to me
from acroos the street and
started signaling with some
wild faces that I was mad.
In my local postoffice a
guy crawled around on the
floor picking up trash
whilst smoking a joint.
A onelegged man picked
up chestnuts with his
crutch.
A homeless guy dropped
a gigantic fire extinguisher
from his wagon - why
did he carry that around
with him?
Two drunk men stood
sleeping leaning on to
eachother - very car-
tooney.
And on and on it went...
I suspect a convention
of some sort
14 dec
laszlo updates
his already nice
treasure box
13 dec
murakami
12 dec
had
enormous fun
listening to two young
writers trying to impress
eachother with how hard
their life actually was, living
in attics, seldom eating,
only drinking cheap redwine
and smoking cigarettes.
They were so lost in their
romantic dream of the
misunderstood genious that
one almost forgot that they
were in fact at that moment
eating a huge lunch, drinking
champagne[!], dressed in
versace, gucci blablablah,
talking in their expensive
cellphones, writing in their
leather timemanagers and
showing off their ibooks.
I couldn't stop an explosive
laugh when they said:
- yeah, we should definately
go the EastBerlin and help
them build up society. Fight
the west. I might do it, you
know.
-Yeah, me too. I'll give it
all up to be a real Berliner.
- I'm not just saying it...
- yeah, no, we should do it.
11 dec
took
a walk
at the local
cemetary.
Saw a tombstone
with the inscription:
Født From
Død Grum
[born Meek
dead Mean]
10 dec
it
was the duudles
that cured me.
I admit it, Im a
mailboxjunkie.
Why? This duudle
from Boris and this
duudle from Rytz is why.
I mean, a grey boring
me suddenly turned into
a duudlefestival of sheer
happyness and joy joy.
Done by a simple click in my
mailbox.
The doodles are nice.
Let's be nice to them.
Click Boris'
wonderdoodle
and Rytz'
tuktuk
9 december
been
sick for
almost a week
now. Why is it
not possible to
do nice stuff while
you're sick? You al-
ways end up seing
crappy tv and stuffing
wrong stuff in your
mouth
dec 7th
brilliant
noise
by Linda
dec 4th
sonia
and I
met a socialworker
today who lived in his car
dec 3rd
something
new...
try clicking above on
'post'
december 1st
whendogsfly
december 1st
ahh
nothing like new pens:
Julie bought me some nice
coloured ones - I have
no realistic idea of what
color they are since I am
indeed colorblind but hey,
they look marvelous.
28 nov
An
old blind guy
stood in the middle
of a junction yelling: 'Im
too blind for this'! Sonia
in the babycarrier and I
on foot ran to the rescue
and escorted him to the
pavement. He was very
grateful, very blind, very
old and very drunk
28 nov
a
splash
in found
duudles
27 nov
Nadine
sent me some
xmas cookies.
yummieness
25 nov
saw
in Indian
videostore that
worked as a marriage-
bureau at the same time.
24 nov
saw
a fantastic
couple on the street.
Both in the area of 150
kg's battleweight.
The man white, the woman
black. Woman with long
curly hair and wearing
a white cottoncoat.
The man completely
bald and wearing a
black leather cottoncoat.
Looked like a badass
pair of assasins from
a late blaxploitation
film.
22
nov
took
a long walk
with sonia and
started noticing
something that hadn't
been there before.
In front of 6 out 7
supermarkets we
passed there was a
guy with a harmonica -
and he couldn't play but
did it.
It seemed organised
somehow. I imagine
a harmonica mafia
of some sort.
every evening they
hand over their
earnings to a a mean
character in a dirty
backyard Im sure,
they sleep in the same
bed all 6 of them, live
on rabbits they grow
and slaughter themselves
and all fear the master
terribly. Or something...
21 nov
saw
a netcafe
today whose only
food to offer their
emailing and surfing
customers was a giant
pile of sour cucumbers
in jars. I actually
checked it out and it
really was all they had.
Wonderful concept;
gherkins and email
20 nov
anders
a cool cat from
copenhagen got
his site started.
Zusammen
is
launched
19 nov
sonia's discovered
the power of crawling...
backwards...
18 nov
an
angry old man
with an enormous white
beard and not a single
tooth in his mouth made
an entire bus know of
his view on ladies.
The bus was filled to the
maximum except for the
seat next to him.
'Don't come near me!
This seat is for the real
ladies! And are you a
real lady? I don't think
so!
Also I should mention
that he had his wallet
lying on the empty seat -
wallet attached to a
giant goldchain. At one
point he raised the
wallet in a threatening
manner to a young boy
who wanted to sit down.
14 nov
13 nov
found this
cafesign and put it
in
found duudles
12 nov
found
an
interesting note
and gave it a home
in found
duudles
11 nov
redberger
10 nov
went
nuts in candy
yestereve - feel
like a giant lollypop
today
8 nov
sonia
and I are sitting
here in the morningdarkness -
hours till sun up...
morningradio, coffee and a
happy girl throwing toys
about.
it's 5:45.
7 nov
morningjoy
a
miracle
of a b-actor
Bruce
Campbell
6 nov
clocks
5 nov
very
stoned guy
talked to me in the
bus last night. He
grabbed me by the
collar and said:
'are you a soldier?'
- No, I said
- Good, what are
you then?
I replied that I did
erm, well doodles.
- A designer?!
You are all unem-
ployed. I KNOW!
- he yelled.
And then he lowered
his voice and said:
- you should come
work in my homeless
center. They got great
soup and a jukebox.
They could use some-
one like you.
I asked him if he
worked there too.
- no, Im too lazy,
too homeless and
always too stoned!
4 nov
ahhh
a fino banner from
my
dads strip club.
A fellow duudlian
is born
3 nov
eltono
is a brilliant street
art site - feast your eyes.
3 nov
yummie
2 nov
took
a trip to a
bunch of used book-
sellers yesterday.
they were all drunk -
all 7 of them...
1 nov
farid
sent me a
brilliantly
animated walking
maestro
31 0ct
weird
stuff
for sale at my local
bikeshop
30 oct
A
busdriver
said to me and a bunch
other people as we
entered the bus this
morning :
'Ah, there you are- So
happy you could make it.
Make your self at home.
Welcome!'
29 oct
Got
this amazing mail
this morning
28 oct
superheroes
in tight
outfits
hehe
27 oct
26 oct
saw
the most amazingly
drunk guy at a metrostation
last night. He had a red jacket
on that said Copenhagen
Ligthing Company. He
rotated around himself
from drinking but suddenly
stopped and froze like a
breakdancer - he'd spotted
three young chicks across
the platform. I really admired
his confidence. Like
a crooner spotting someone
he knew among the audience
he went down in his knees and
pointed in an Elvislike manner
at the three girls, head tilted,
one arm forward, the other
pointing backwards and
uttered a deep growl that
made the girls crack up and
the drunk sure of his own
succes take a deep bow
with a smirky smile:
oct 25
letters
on butterflies
oct 24
oct 23
the
handmade soap life
of
rakudako
oct 22
A
guy dancing
with himself in central
Cph yesterday. Wild rhytm
it seemed - but no music.
oct 19
Heyho,
sonia
oct 18
scrapbookmanifesto
oct 17
Visited
the set of Strings
yesterday. I did the character-
design last xmas
of the puppets with
David L - I hadn't seen the
puppets until yesterday -
they knocked me down
oct 17
chestnut
workout
oct 15
A
woman
screamed at the world and us
when she saw us:
' ARRGH, they are poets!!!
they make up such lies...
The red bastards!
Let them LIE!!!'
oct 13
milk
oct 12
horst jannsen
has a great museum
oct 11
Don't
know why
I find this
fascinating
but I do.
oct 11
Mikkel
saw this beauty
in Berlin
oct 10
A mad man
on the bus on my way home
screamed angrily in English
at whoever he could. He held
up a book and claimed that
it commanded him to do stuff
mainly to attack those who
threatened his son - whose
picture he also held up in the
air. The nearest guy standing
by got the mainattention.
After some commotion he
screamed at the top of his lungs:
oct 10
Denmark
went nuts
- our crownprince's got
himself engaged to the
Tasmanian Mary. And so
they announced it officially
at a castle, live tv on all
Danish channels most of the
day; expertpanels,
livebands, cameracrew in
Tasmania and so on and
so on. I watched in disbelief.
I couldn't take it anymore when
one of the expertpanels started
a debate about just what
exactly is that herb we can
see at the royal table:'Yes, I
definately think that's mint.'
-'No, I'd say it was rosemary'.
-'Yes, but mint is his Royal
Higness' favorite herb...'
No wonder they had enough
'material' to cover the story
ALL day...
oct 9
what
is going on in california?
Have they lost it completely?
Arnold's campaignsite;
'I will work honestly,
without fear or favor, to do
what is right for all
Californians'
Can't you just hear him
utter it? with his bizarre
accent...man oh man...
And he won. Ofcourse
he won...
oct 8
Lars
oct 7
Rytz
asked me to make some
more drawings to accompany
the silly words in this frame.
So
here's one. The picture
in our windowframe is by
Rytz...
oct 7
Saw
a man running
in bikershorts while
eating spaghetti today..
fascinating...
oct 6
I
played around here
for quite some time - dunno
why I found so fascinating..
you try it...
oct 5
sonia
and I
collected chestnuts
oct 4
404
not found
the story of Mrs L
oct 3
this
little duudle
is 5 months old today
try mousing over her...
oct 1st
jehova's
witnesses
came buzzing at our doorbell
at streetlevel today -
wanting to 'save our modern
marriage from corruption and
evil'...let's just say they never
entered the house...
oct 1st
wow
- two presents in
the duudle inbox this
morning -
from
rytz - go->
from
olaf - go->
from
me..- go ->
mmm
two new great duudles in
duudlians' duudles -
see..
september 27
september 26
powerfailure
in most of Denmark last night...
candles out...
september 23
a
new superhero
at our local cemetary has
taken up the battle for
eccentricity against the chipsman.
- Enter Jazzypants. This guy,
who's got just about the
funkiest walk I have ever seen
- it's like his hip explodes
every time he takes a step
forward - this guy walks
in mysterious ways -
it's clearly a route - always
the same paths - circular
- moving inwards and then out
again -weird... and always
eating just like the Chipsman:
Jazzypants eats however
a peach...
september 22
last
night was a holy night
Danish National Television
celebrated Johnny Cash
with an old exquisite show
taped in Copenhagen, 1971.
See some nice shots of
the event and listen to a
tune... go!!!! -->
september 20
pj chmiel's
collection of
signs is great
september 19
frank
frazetta
september 18
if
this
works
on your computer
check it out -
scary somehow and
wildly fascinating...
september 17
texas
roadside icons
september 16
jim's
big things
I mean the concept of this site...
and look at Jim - quite a character
september 15
sat
on the train the other day.
Behind me two elderly ladies
talking loud about the daily
life at their home for the
elderlies - and talking a lot about
it. So I started writing down
what they were saying:
- 'Yes but why can't it be like
that?!'
- Yes, after breakfast with cake
and the bread have a little
piece of Danish pastry to the
coffee a few hours later...'
-Yes, and after lunch, coffee
with something sweet..'
- Yes and more dessert to the
dinner...'
- AND coffee with cakes at nine
o'clock...
- yes that's life...
-yes THAT IS life - yes...'
- yes, why can't there be more
things like that?
and then across of me a group of
15 year old boys discussing the
taste of Coke and how much they
like it.
The two elderly ladies went very
quiet and then said to eachother:
- 'all that sugar, the young just eat
too much sugar these days'
-'yes, why can't they be more like
us?'
- 'and they're all ecstatic about it
too...'
september 13
no link - just duudles to click ··>
this is a day of extreme sorrow. Our sisterland, Sweden who was hit by a violent and horrible crime yesterday lost their foreignsecretary, Anna Lindh. She died from her wounds this morning. She was attacked yesterday while shopping without bodyguards...
september
11
.
.
:
:
:
:
:
:
hehehe,
look who made it to scary
monsters'
scary baby gallery
see if you can spot her...
september 10
sonia
couldnt sleep
so we took an eveningstroll
the two of us. You now how
you somehow always end up
walking along the same routes...
this night we decided to go
down all the roads we'd normally
instinctly reject. We saw;
- a guy standing in the middle
of the road yelling several times
to himself:
'did the bus leave!!???'
[not a busstop in sight]
- a guy called Arne Hültebro
rented out exotic videos and
'love sheets' [a rented sheet?]
- the dish shawarma spelled in
at least nine different ways;
shawerma, shwarma, shewerma,
shavarme, chawarma...
- Harry's Place - a sausageseller,
the best in town - you can tell
because it's where the cabdrivers
hangout and get their evening meal.
- an orangepainted shop where old people played on horses whose
names displayed on huge flickering screens made me giggle- for instance
Corny Devil, Force Futura and 22Rat - brilliant...
- a woman so huge we had to walk
out on the street which made
her go 'Grrrrr!'
- people washing their clothes at
a laundrette that also served as
a grill of some sorts
- the moon toffee-coloured
Sonia fell asleep and I ate a sausage
september almost the 9th
romper
room
september 8
Im
crazy about collectors
and especially their small intern worlds. Check out the work of a lot of hardworking
figurepainters and collectors from around the globe
september and weekend
I've
noticed this man before
he has some very interesting clothinghabits. Ive seen him in deep snow dressed
only in shorts and sandals. I've seen him in a long heavy jacket when people
were sunbathing. He's apparently reversed common behaviour clotheswise. It seems
the colder it is the more clothes he removes and vice versa. I've seen him in
a thick wooly sweater in extreme sunshine. Ive seen him in a bathtrobe and bare
feet on a windy fall morning. And his long hair and beard are always wet - as
if he's just stepped out of the bath. His a character...
september 4
manic
mode
september 3
you'll
be sterilized with fear
the lost skeleton of cadavra
hehe...
september 3
a
new day
a new sound
september 2
liquidman
nicely done
september 1st
wake
the world
anti-war posters
august 30
rytz
gave us this candybar of a painting as a weddinggift
click it!
august 29
Lenzz
has some erotic pamflets flying about the place too
august 28
Amazing Japanese
cartoons
- have no idea what it's all about
but the images are
great
august 27
I
confess
my knees went a bit soggy when
I came home and saw what jules
was doing at my comp.
I asked her to take a screenshot
and yes, I'm one of those firsttime
parents that drive their surroundings nuts.
This is why
august 26
Our canadian
friend
sharilyn
stayed with us
for a few weeks - solid
niceness that was. She sent
us a few lovely duudles
from her flight back to Canada -
see
for yourself...thanx cherry
august 24
lorenz
said something to me a minute ago:
'Always too little time, but that's the great thing about being here!'
august 20
sonia's discovered
that those thingys at the
end of her legs are her feet and one can grab them.
august 18
you
really have to know me or Jules
to find this interesting...
or maybe just be curious.
But part of Jules' stagnight was a soccergame with her old team playing against
my team, Den Brede Degn. I put a small subsection at my team's
site -
showing picts from the great
occasion [in Danish].
august 17
Found
an old note
on which I wrote
down a conversation I had with Jules in her sleep;
Julie; you cant lie like this
me; ...
Julie; I'll tell them that
me; who?
Julie; those that invented the circle
me: invented the circle?
Julie; yes
Me; why?
Julie; they're gonna take care of my stomach...
august 15
saw
the potatochipsman
again yesterday - this time
carrying, whilst running,
TWO bags of chips AND
a bag of bread.
His enterprise is growing.
[see july 25th]
august 14
Robert
is a nice person -
thanx for the cover Rob...
august 12
Boris
drew us this..hehe,
thankyoussss
august 11
from
AL
thanx galore, my hugeeyed
friend...
july 30
well
cooked
my mate, Lars wanted
fried eggs for his breakers
july 30
today's
spam
...I am MARTINS MALABA.
The son of DR MALABA MOHAMMED....
...he
had taken to Johannesburg and deposited the sum of Fifteen million united state
dollars
(US$15,000,000) with a security and financial company...
...transfer
my father's wealth. And South Africa's government seems to be playing along
with them.
I am faced with the dilemma of investing this money in...
...when it gets to your personal account or company account in your country...
...I
Will also advise you to discuss
with my lawyer on telephone number
0031645126733 to discuss and conclude this transaction.
Thank you and God bless.
MALABA.W.MARTINS
july 29
a
very odd man
is loose in our local cemetary which also works as a park. He has an enourmous
wildgrowing beard, is quite young - maybe in his late twenties, wears long wellingtons
over the most torn up jeans possible and he eats french potatoes like the world
depended upon it The chipsbag clutched few inches from his mouth - both arms
squeezing it tight in cheastheight. And he walks - no marches, almost runs up
and down the paths eating - really throwing the chips into his mouth with much
force. If you sit a bench for an hour or so he's bound to pass you - several
times - shovelling chips in. He gets fresh supplies all the time - don't know
from where. Maybe a secret bush?. But what makes him so interesting is his insanely
happy smile. He literaly beams at you - while chips are flying - as if to say;
see, I didit - again! Eyes staring wildly at you, feet exploding forwards, chips
shooting out to the left and right. He is very odd and must, by now consist,
solely of chips.
july 25
growl
karaoke
from cigarfar.dk
july 24
Ahh - Chris from
posturepatrol
sent me
a boiling banner
for the duudlians
july 22
the heat makes
me drink the weirdest
things...
july 21
the
postcardproject
is a fine little idea - I support 'em - do you?
july 19
word
up
july 18
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to DK then -->
to DK then
-->
to DK then -->
oh
yes, everything was
far better then....